A Look Back at a Productive Presidency

Written by Jane Doeadeer- Thursday May 3rd, 2012

"I told you I could aim a gun at the president
and not get tackled!"

With election time coming up many have their minds set on who they want to choose as the next president of the United States. We here at Fayke Nooz couldn't care less, but we figure we can use this time to reflect on the president of the united states productivity this past term. Take a look at  these photos of the President's greatest moments...


This photo here on the left shows the president spending some time with a young college girl from D.A.O.W.A (Doodle All Over the Walls Academy)We don't know what he told her to make her face look like one of those cartoon characters in the background, but our hunch is that it probably was something like, "Hi. I'm the President."

"One clean shot and I'll be the new president."

This photo depicts the Commander in Chief in some intense weapons training with vice president Joe Biden. That gun Obama is holding is the new Supersoaker Z-Force the latest in terrorist defense. Their combat training was followed immediately by Navy Seals training in the pool and ended with zero gravity immersion in a near by bouncy house. 

Ohhh...You two are right!
 The White House would look good in Lego colors.

Depicted here are kids patronizing the President. As these kids build a Lego version of New York City Obama makes faces at them like they are newborn babies. Photo analyst suggest that Obama constructed the tower seen on the far right of the picture, but after realizing he was being outdone he decided to distract the competition. Doesn't seem like it worked out. 

Purple...Seriously?!

This was a "low" point in Obama's presidency. What you are seeing in this photo is the end result of a scuffle with a midget. Upset with his numerous comments of "shrinking" government spending  and "lowering" taxes, this midget attacked him with a spoon full of purple yogurt. The midget escaped through a near by sewer drain leaving the President behind to clean up his mess. This also aptly demonstrates what Presidents always do whenever the next one is elected.










This picture (which looks like a deleted scene from Home Alone) has Obama and Biden's grandson shooting marshmallows at the first lady. As can be seen by the mixture of both excitement and terror displayed on the President's face, the  mission was a success.