Frankie Muniz Carrier of Rare Disease

Frankie Muniz at age 29

Doctors have discovered the opposite of the debilitating disease "Progreria" which makes an individual start to age from infancy. Doctors are calling it "Frankie Muniz Disease" after the child star, Frankie Muniz. Doctor Symbian Belle of Cambridge said "We thought it was fitting to name the disease after Mr. Muniz since some people doubt he will ever age".


Ever since the actor's appearance on the hit family sitcom "Malcolm in the Middle", the actor has yet to age even one day. His voice has never changed. The triangular shape of his head has not changed. Nor has his physique changed.

Dr. Belle continues "We tried to get a DNA sample from Mr. Muniz because we would love to be able to harness the anti-aging affects that something in his DNA is  helping him achieve". Mr. Muniz (played by Malcolm) reportedly did not return phone calls from the University. Dr. Belle also went on to explain "The only thing we fear in turning this into a drug that could be released to the public, is the possible "Benjamin Button" affect that it may have. We certainly don't want to end up like Mr. Middle from that Frankie in the Muniz show".

We also tried to get a comment from Mr. Middle. We were able to obtain his private line from an anonymous source. Upon being connected to Mr. Middle's phone we heard cries from an infant. Since Mr. Middle has never hit puberty we can be sure it was not his child, but rather it was most likely Mr. Middle himself as he nears the end of the reverse aging process like in that movie.