American Idol's Elimination Shocks

Last night on hit Reality Series and, as Simon Cowell (Producer) has been quoted as calling it over 10,000 times, "a singing competition" American Idol, Americans all over North America were in shock when Colton Dixon received only enough votes for him to place 7th.

Dixon's reaction to seeing self in mirror
realizing he does need a haircut.

Yahoo! Music reported that "Colton Dixon...had never been in the bottom three before". A shocking revelation.

Colton was interviewed immediately after the show and said that "people should really find something better to worry about. People are out there starving to death when there's plenty of food to go around. Seriously, go do something better with your time".

Paula Abdul was asked how she felt about this round of elimination when she was found in a nearby bar. Our sources quote her as saying "Wonderful. He is really special. A very special person. Everything is wonderful. You're wonderful. I love you so much".

Randy Newman, the show's only cool host ever in the history of American Idol,  said "Daaaaawg. For real Dawg?"

Stay Tuned for more Idol news. It will literally be on TV until Ryan Seacrest is tall enough to reach the top shelf of his refrigerator.